Mr Duddles is full of cuddles
when he’s drunk.
But don’t you dare snore,
when he’s sober,
or it is over!
- Drunk man dials 911, asks police to kick last night’s hook-up out of bed (deathandtaxesmag.com)
- Man called police to remove snoring woman from his bed (upi.com)
- This is 911, what’s your emergency? “My sex partner is snoring like a train” (worldduh.com)
- Tortured Wisconsin man proves that women actually snore (miamiherald.com)
- Man drunk dials 911 over one-night stand’s snoring (nydailynews.com)
- Man calls 911 because of his one night stand’s snoring (newsfixnow.com)