Yoh! WTF? Real-life rat race as rodent gets stuck on endless escalator

Yoh! WTF? This video has been all over the Internet:

Couple things though…

  1. I don’t think the rat would think any of this cerebral bullshitery is a metaphor for anything
  2. What have we come to when we let a rodent run crazy on an escalator until it approaches exhaustion and all we do is play soulful music and say we feel sorry about his plight, yet every time it seems like things are gonna work out for him, he gets set even further back  … oh wait … was I talking about the rodent or me?

Geez I don’t know anymore. This rat race is killing me people!

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Yoh! WTF? Merry marijuana: Pa. police say driver disguised 20 pounds of pot as Christmas presents – Yahoo News Canada

Merry marijuana: Pa. police say driver disguised 20 pounds of pot as Christmas presents – Yahoo News Canada.

Yoh! WTF? High man! Oops. I meant to say ‘Hi man.’ Marijuana make meh feel to masterdebate dude!

But seriously these drug dealers are really becoming inventive. Here are some of my previous posts on drug inventivness:

  1. Halloween pumpkins
  2. Marijuana falling from the sky and
  3. The now infamous drug cat (i.e. not drug mule) or maybe its a drug mule cat … damn!

Yoh! WTF? James Moore: Not my job to feed neighbours child – Politics – CBC News

James Moore: Not my job to feed neighbours child – Politics – CBC News.

Yoh! WTF? I a politician can look into the eyes of a starving child and still say this then I am now absolutely positive that all politicians are fucking aliens from another planet.

Indian gays recommended to help themselves with yoga – English pravda.ru

Indian gays recommended to help themselves with yoga – English pravda.ru. Yoh! WTF? Did I just read this?

Amazing how – not so subtly – inequality was just simply decreed and then non-violent Yoga suggested as the cure for all that ails.

Kinda like someone telling you you’re a stuck up. black, ugly asshole but then telling that Yoga can cure you from being stuck up.

Yoh! WTF? – ‘Affluenza defence’: Rich, privileged and unaccountable – BBC News

BBC News – ‘Affluenza defence’: Rich, privileged and unaccountable.

Yoh! WTF! What did I just read there? I’ll tell you what! This is what will be come our new reality, for as the gap between rick and poor widen in North America this will become the norm not the exception. Justice is no longer blind…instead she has Ray Bans and a Gucci purse in one hand and a stick to beat the poor people with in the other.

What amazes me to no end is that nowhere in this entire article are we talking about the victims. At the end the writer talks about the real tragedy being the US juve system.

Is the real tragedy of this case the awfulness of the US juvenile justice system and not the privileges of being wealthy?

No – the real tragedy is the carnage of the dead left behind by this irresponsible kid. The destroyed families….the lives cut short. THAT IS THE TRAGEDY!

Getting shi* done

Yoh! WTF? I would be even more productive with this … maybe I can pitch it to my boss and my organization will foot the bill! Yoh! WTF? it could happen.

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Job Performance

Yoh! WTF? If an employee in Canada was to see this on a Performance Review, book your time off to attend a Human Rights Tribunal hearing. 🙂

The Tale Of Humoural Medicine

Job Performance

 

 

 

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation;

(1) “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom…..and has started to dig.”

(2) “His men would follow him anywhere…but only out of morbid curiosity.”

(3) “I would not allow this employee to breed.”

(4) “This employee is really not so much of a ‘has-been’, but more of a definite ‘won’t be’.”

(5) “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

(6) “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”

(7) “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”

(8) “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

(9) “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”

(10) “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

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