Job Performance

Yoh! WTF? If an employee in Canada was to see this on a Performance Review, book your time off to attend a Human Rights Tribunal hearing. 🙂

The Tale Of Humoural Medicine

Job Performance

 

 

 

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation;

(1) “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom…..and has started to dig.”

(2) “His men would follow him anywhere…but only out of morbid curiosity.”

(3) “I would not allow this employee to breed.”

(4) “This employee is really not so much of a ‘has-been’, but more of a definite ‘won’t be’.”

(5) “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

(6) “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”

(7) “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”

(8) “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

(9) “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”

(10) “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

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